Welcome To The COOKIE FAN CLUB!!!

We Love Cookies But We HATE PICKELS!!1!1

Here Are Five Reasons That Cookie Are Better Than Pickels!!

Number1: Taste

Number2: Pickle are nasty

Number3: Pickles are just weird and look like Shrek's poop

Number4: If your name is daniel and you like pickles, DO YOU?

Number6: ARE YOU TOO SCARED TO QUESTION AUTHORITY DANIEL?

NUMBER666:IS YOUR NECK TO lONG To SeE ThE PrOBleM Here?

.....Im Going Crazy...

...Crazy at the idea that im wrong

.....But Wait! Im Not Wrong....

...You ARE!

Fine, Ill Give You Some Real Reasons, Daniel.

1:Popularity: do you see people actively promoting pickles in there day to day life?

No, But You Can Find Plenty Of People Who Promote Cookies, and even sell them.

Im willing to bet you cant name a brand of pickles without looking it up, but i can think of a bunch of cookie brands. Chips Ahoy